I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
Q:#peter pan is one of the most sinister characters in children's literature and you will never convince me otherwise
can you explain why?
- sneaks into people’s bedrooms in the middle of the night
- literally steals children and spirits them away
- supposedly all of these children are ”lost” and fell out of their prams and whatnot but he also happily absconded with wendy, michael and john who were not even a little bit lost
- chopped a man’s hand off and fed it to a crocodile nbd
- (peter is supposed to be a child can we bear this in mind)
- at the end when he rescues the lost boys et al he sneaks onto the jolly roger and slaughters ten pirates before they even realise he’s there
- boy is a stone cold killer yo
- and slightly just keeps a running verbal tally through all of it like those children are so unfazed by Peter Pan, Killing Machine
- and a couple of quotes from the text to top it all off:
- and when [the lost boys] seem to be growing up, which is against the rules, Peter thins them out;
- peter thins them out
- and my personal favourite:
- He often went out alone, and when he came back you were never absolutely certain whether he had had an adventure or not. He might have forgotten it so completely that he said nothing about it; and then when you went out you found the body;
- THEN WHEN YOU WENT OUT YOU FOUND THE BODY
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
FUCK YES THIS BETTER BE REAL
#CHEST BANGING #SCREAMING FROM THE DISTANCE #BLACK WIDOW MOVIE #BLACK WIDOW MOOVIEEEEE #SCREAMING GETS CLOSER #LIKE RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE #WE’RE TOUCHING NOSES NOW #BLACK WIDOW MOVIE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLACK WIDOW MOVIE RUMORS #CAUSE I DI #D #BOOPS YOUR NOSE #RUNS CHANTING BLACK WIDOW MOVIE DOWN THE STREET NAKED #ENJOY MY BUTT